‘RHOSLC’ Star Blasts School Board for “Censorless” Curriculum in Expletive Laden Tirade

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City star, Evelyn-Grace Heatherson, expressed her comtempt the SLC School District’s summer reading curriculum when she took the stand at last week’s school board meeting. Heatherson, who goes by her self-given nickname “Bronzer Bitch” on RHOSLC, laid into SLCSD board members for putting “sex crazed” novels with “nude and lude” thematics on her teenage daughter’s summer reading list. “Are you [expletive]-ing kidding with this [expletive]”, Heatherson ranted, “So inappropriate! It took reading one [expletive]-ing page of that ‘Rye Catcher’ book to figure out that protagonist should be called Holdin’ Cocks-in-a-field!”. Heatherson’s literary diatribe went on for 27 minutes, no doubt fueled by her Starbucks to-go cup filled with chardonnay.

After talking the talk, Evelyn-Grace walked the walk on the latest episode of RHOSLC by hiring “shirtless-only” strippers to entertain at her daughter’s sweet sixteen.

Let’s see what people are saying about this:

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