Tanzania Demond Panthers (0-1) 105.5 v Las Panteras (1-0) 117.7
In Week 1’s battle of the big cats, it was the biggest cat of them all, LP’s Christ-he’s-good-at-football-ian McCatfrey, who kept all his kittens in a row to the tune of 21.5 points. While TDP thought their young WR core was ridin’ dirty with Ty-reeks-of-talent Hill and this-Just-In-I’m-good-at-football Jefferson, it was actually Calvin Riddled-with-STD’s and Chris God-when-will-I-stop-itching that kept LP sexual active and eager for Week 2.
After TDP lost Gus Edwhadd-are-Those a few days before the season, their lineup had a slightly improvisational feel. However they were able to salvage dignity with the comedic works of T.J. Watts-in-the-box and Darrell Yes-And-erson who combined for a respectable 22.5 points.
All-in-all, it wasn’t a great showing by TDP’s squad, the Suck-aneers D made sure of that. But they will keep their spirits high and their glasses (Will) Full(-er the fifth) as they hope to (Devontae) Book(er) a victory next week.