I, Tonyan 196.5 (2-0) v Team Bereziartua (1-1) 149.5
Hooollyyy cow folks, what a big honkin’ slobberfest this one was. This was one of those matchups that, in a few months from now when all 17 of my fantasy teams don’t make the ‘yoffs and I’ve kissed all my soft earned money goodbye, I can look back upon and smile. Wow almost 200 points, what a thrill. And yes, I will round 196.5 up to 200, I did it on my second driver’s license and I’ll do it here, too.
Sending thoughts and Bears D/ST to TB this week after they spent all Sunday Chase Edmonds-ing their own tail as I,T unleashed Clyde Edwards-Hell-aire in the matchup of the week. While TB got substantial production from Tyler you-Lockett-up-no-you-Lockett-up, it paled in comparison to efforts of the No. 2 combo meal: a sausage and egg Terry McMuffin with hashbrowns and a large Cooper Cup o’-Cola, all for the low, low price of 64 fantasy points.
I would be remised if I didn’t recognize the Academy Award level performances from Kyler Bill Murray and Derrick Henry Cavill, who put on such a show that there wasn’t a dry eye in the audience.
I, Tonyan will look to continue it’s unparalleled league dominance next week when it visits divisional rival Sodom and Agholorrah.