MTA Worker Caught Having Sex at Railyard - While Collecting Overtime

A 25-year veteran machinist in NYC metro division resigned last month after MTA’s watchdogs caught him having sex with a woman at a railyard. Security cameras observed the couple sharing “intimate contact” behind the open door of the woman’s Nissan Pathfinder a mere 10 to 15 feet past a sign clearly labeled “No Entry Except Authorized Vehicles”. The railroad romp lasted an impressive 77 minutes and was conducted during the man’s overtime shift, records stated.

The machinist acknowledged the stigma against getting laid while getting paid, but pointed out that judging by his companion’s eagerness in the video his “little engine that could” was technically authorized for entry.

Let’s see what people are saying about this:

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