People Still Remember That Awkward Thing You Said 7 Years Ago, Research Finds
After concluding an 8-year trial, the Princeton Institute of Sociology Studies (or PISS) released findings that your peers definitely still remember that haunting moment you had in 2014. Led by Professor Jude Hubris, the study confirmed that every horrifying, impossible-to-forget event of your social life is also unforgotten by all those who witnessed. “Once I accidentally said ‘breast tube’ instead of ‘test tube’ during a freshman lecture,” stated Prof. Hubris, “it’s a moment I still lose sleep over and, according to our research, all 265 students remember that moment just as vividly as I do”.
Confirming our worst fears, Prof. Hubris concluded the $1.4 million study by saying, “while our results may be frightening, we at PISS are proud of our research and anal-cysts...oh fuck, oh shit.”
Let’s see what people are saying about this: