Ted Dependent (7-3) 87.46 v Herbie Fully Loaded (4-6) 92.46
Oooh baby, let’s rip into another one of these. I know YOU aren’t tired of reading weekly breakdowns of one guy’s fantasy football matchups, and I sure as heck ain’t tired of writing them. It’s committed, honest relationships like ours that keep the world spinning. A testament to true love. Alright enough of the sappy, “no you’re schmoopie” blabber. Let’s get down to business (to defeat…the Huns).
Ted Dependent is a little worse for wear this week after attending a raucous Rick James themed party thrown by Herbie Fully Loaded. She’s-a-SuperZeke-SuperZeke Elliot kept the dance floor popping all night long for HFL despite TD’s entire team (Dallas) Skulking in the corner, not (Adam) Fielen like participating. Baker May-Be-Feeling hungover after HFL hazed him into chugging a full (Cooper) Kupp of (Teddy) Bongwater, which forced him sprint outside so he could (Hunter Ren)throw-up.
It’s losses like these that truly humble you and remind you that you’re human. You can’t win every week, folks. I’ve always said that, pretty sure I was the first to say it too. No matter how good your team looks on paper, it all comes down to how you perform on Sunday (or Thursday or Monday or the occasional Saturday during playoffs). The good people at Ted Dependent would like to thank Herbie Fully Loaded for the humility and would also like to kindly tell them to frick off.