Tanzania Demond Panthers (4-7) 112.0 v MONEY BAGZ MILL$ (8-3) 84.5
And from the depths of the darkest of chasms! Against all odds, and against Lamar Jackson’s dysentery, Tanzania Demond Panthers stays not within playoff reach! Decisively defeating the league’s bully, MONEY BAGZ MILL$, in a matchup that carried zero league-wide ramifications.
With only pride at stake, TDP went Josh All-In against the league leading MBM squad, in the Saquon Bark-Least consequential fantasy matchup since the Battle-of-Tyreek-Bunker-Hill. Although Joe was-Mixin’ a 24 point feast, MBM’s Thanksgiving meal was spoiled by a Brandin over-Cooked turkey, un-Budda’d Baked potatoes, and a cornbread casserole that straight up T.J. Hocken-Sucked. Over at TDP’s holiday feast, the village’s Hunter-Renfrow-Gatherer’ collected enough food and everyone’s pre-meal Matt Prayers where answered when the dinner rolls came out not-too-Doughy Bosa.
Most consider TDP’s efforts futile, others consider them valiant. Either way you look, this squad just ain’t makin’ ‘yoffs. No two ways about it. To all higher ranked teams whose playoff hopes are still alive thanks to the MBM loss, our inboxes are open. Tis’ the holiday season and TDP just gave you a gift. Let’s pay it forward.