Doug Chuggler (5-3) 112.34 v If I roll a 7 you do Molly (4-4) 119.46
Yoinks! The home team, Doug Chuggler, just missed the mark this week! It’s these close games that keep us interested, am I right? And it’s your (the reader’s) insatiable thirst for atrocious puns that keep you interested in this blog, am I right? If you answered “yes” to zero of these questions, then you’re in the right place! Thanks for coming! Let’s dive in!
Judge Jerry Jeudy’s comeback show scored a 12.9 percent on Rotten Tomatoes despite Myles Gaskin’-For-A-Shorter-Sentence so he could Patrick Ma-Go-Home sooner. With all Alvin Kameras on her, Jeudy showed no sympathy and sentenced Myles to go Carlos Hide behind bars and wish he had been on Judge Joe Marquise Brown’s show instead. Judge Jeudy’s show was followed up with a captivating episode of Dancing with the Tylars, where one Tyler was gettin’ Gigbee-With-It while the other Tyler was All-About-That-Bass-Bout-That-Bass-No-Treble.
In spite of the stinging loss, Doug Chuggler is grateful to have been part of great night of reality television. If I roll a 7 you do Molly is a worthy adversary and DC is honored to just to be included in their drug-and-dice version of Russian roulette.