Mesmoke Hard, Man (2-1) 107.5 v Cobra Ky (0-3) 96.0
What. A. Toilet. Bowl. Folks! For those of you who don’t know, which is pretty much everyone on god’s (yeah I didn’t capitalize the g cause sometimes it be like that, dog) green earth, I’ve been making weed/pot/marijuwingus puns for my fantasy football team name in this league since 2001. This year I struck comedic gold when I drafted Mecole Hardman, a wideout for KC. After some long, high thought, this genius landed on “Me smoke hard, man”, a true moment of word association brilliance. It’s creativity like this that will get me to the top, folks, you mark my words.
Although low scoring, MH was able to deliver CK a D’Andre Swift kick in the nats that caused sting of losing on Monday night to Jalen Hurt even worse. Although CK got some production out of Jane Austin Ekeler, some of their lineup choices made no Sense or Sensibility and ultimately led to team performance that lacked Pride and reeked of Prejudice. (yeah baby, bet you didn’t expect an early 19th century English novelist reference in a fantasy football recap now didja?)
I think we can all agree that, while insufficient, CK’s effort was as cute as a BeeBee Lamb. It was like watching a child play with a Dallas Go-Gurt tube but pretending to be a chef at Melvin Le Cordon Bleu school for the culinary arts.
Although this matchup is likely a preview of the last place game, Graham’s Ga-not gonna forget this win as it may be the last victory he’ll ever Travis Kel-see.