Mesmoke Hard, Man (2-5) 79.5 v Awesome Cougars (2-5) 134.0
Ew, ew, ew, brace yourselves for a yucky one, folks. This is my second time breaking down Mesmoke Hard, Man and, boy, have we gone down hill since the first time. I’m not one for melodrama but I think this might be the worst, least talented, most cringeworthy fantasy team anyone has drafted in the history of humanity. Phew. With that controlled and level-headed statement off my chest, I’m ready to get into the breakdown.
Completely outmatched, Mesmoke Hard, Man and was James Connquered by Matt Genghis Ry-Khan and the rest of the elite athletes on Awesome Cougars. Pitifully anchored by the weak contributions of Masome-Day-This-Will-Be-Over Crosby and DeWonta-Just-End-It-All-Now Smith, Mesmoke was never able to get their head above the D’Andre Swift current. Chuba got Hub-Bored of losing and decided to throw in the towel early in this matchup, letting Awesome Cougars go All-In on Robbin(son the II) Mesmoke of any hopes of the post-season.
The soul-crushing agony of defeat aside, Mesmoke Hard, Man finds it a little refreshing to no longer have hopes of winning any games. No longer shall we belabor over who to start, or who has the optimal matchup. We can just set it and forget it (emphasis on the forget). The time we would usually spend setting lineups can now be spent doing more productive things, like wallowing in sorrow or meandering in melancholy.