What the Color of Your Debit Card Says About You
Blue - You like saying “can I get that with oat milk?” more than you like the taste of oat milk. Your account balance suggests you have no idea there’s an “Unsubscribe” button at the bottom of spam emails.
Yellow – You haven’t changed banks since you opened an account to deposit your babysitting money. Your account balance suggests babysitting is still your primary source of income.
Green – You buy eggnog during the offseason. Your account balance suggests you keep seashells on your desk that you refuse to throw out because you can’t remember why they’re special and are afraid you’ll remember why once they’re in the garbage.
Black - You prefer to let sleeping dogs lie, you had a bad experience with a Schnauzer that really messed you up. Your account balance suggests that you think using your palms to wipe the kitchen counter counts as cleaning.
Red - Your default search engine is Yahoo.com. Your account balance suggests you have multiple pickle jars that contain only juice in your refrigerator because you’re too cowardly to waste brine.
Silver/Gray - You have yet to realize cargo shorts went out of style in ‘06. Your account balance suggests you softly “coo” before you passing street pigeons so as not to disturb them.
Custom Picture of Your Pet - You are often found struggling to restring the drawstrings of your hooded sweatshirts. Your account balance suggests your mom still schedules your dentist appointments.
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