Martha Stewart’s Dogs Are Dripping in Diamonds

Gourmet guru and former incarcerate, Martha Stewart, took the mean streets of Instagram last week to promote her new brand of CBD dog treats. Her post pictured her two French Bulldogs, named Crème Brûlée and Pain au Chocolate, drooling over the promoted treats and decked out in diamond jeweled collars suspected to be priced somewhere in the 5-digit range. 

Later that day, a representative from Martha’s Brand Collection announced their next endeavor into the pet treat realm, would be Flamin’ Hot Treetos, a delectable spicy cheese puff dog treat perfect for when your dogs are too stoned to walk to their food bowl.

Let’s see what people are saying about this: