Non-New Yorker Says “Good Morning”, Asked to Leave Deli
Darla Smith-Hockenson, 51, was unceremoniously cold-shouldered from Max’s Delicatessen in Lower Manhattan when she attempted to exchange pleasantries before ordering her pastrami and rye. Hailing from Wichita, Darla mistakenly consumed the customary 12 seconds of order time with 12 seconds of mindless, surface-level blabber, infuriating the real customers behind her. “Makes me sick,” commented Liam Russo, 32, “that Sunday driver just stood there, flappin’ her chompers at Ock, not orderin’ nothin’. She’s a big bag of air and a waster of space. Fuck outta here”.
When reached for comment, Mrs. Smith-Hockenson said she only wanted to know the deli man’s name, where he was from and if he was going home for Thanksgiving.
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